Your adventurers are staying stalwart and brave and they’re not all dying or screaming at each other. So, You’ve bought Darkest Dungeon and you’re afraid you’re doing too well. And I love the comment notifications from this thing, they make me feel pretty, keep doing that.

If you choose to read on and laugh at my bad jokes on an old version of an old game, I appreciate you too. Anyway, I appreciate everyone and their kind words. But if it disappears one day, I totally understand. I'm happy to let it sit here as the anomaly that gets to slip by and make some people chuckle for as long as whoever is in charge of judging and deleting this content lets it sit. I'd take it down, but enough people still appreciate the joke for me to not want to do that. I wish I had posted this to the forums or something more appropriate so it wouldn't clutter up actual guides on steam. Not that five years later it'd have a 4-star rating on the second page of 'top rated guides all time' and that people would still stumble on it and give me the occasional notification via comments.

I didn't know how Steam guides worked, I still kinda don't, I guess I just assumed this would fade into obscurity and nobody would ever see it. 2020 Edit - I wrote this 'guide' five years ago when I was reading a lot of Cracked and tried to model it after one of their articles.

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